5 December (Part 1) - Lights on turn-off
If
you take your children to see your town's Christmas lights switched on they’d
probably expect to see it done by someone they’d seen on television but they
might be satisfied by seeing a friendly fun-loving
fat fellow in a fancy flaming frock flick the switch.
Hard luck on those who went to Sidcup. All they got was the lame never loyal to
lucky Louie Leader. Lamentable.