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Starmageddon - Important decisions by the Labour Government

 

Bad things

Appointing David Lammy who thinks a man can grow a cervix if given the right hormones, to be Foreign Secretary. The whole world laughs. (5/7/2024)


Appointing Sir Patrick Vallance the architect of the disastrous Covid lock-downs as Science Minister. (5/7/2024)


Abandoning all disincentives to illegal immigration. (5/7/2024)


Appointing former failed Home Secretary Jaqui Smith famed for paying for porn on expenses to a Ministerial job in the Education Department. (6/7/2024)


Anneliese Dodds who was unable to define a woman is Appointed Minister for Women. (8/7/2024)


Countryside to be covered with unreliable wind farms. (8/7/2024)


40,000 convicts including members of Asian grooming gangs to be released into the community. (9/7/2024)


No more new drilling for oil and gas in the North Sea. (10/7/2024)


In a further move towards the unachievable Net Zero, Ed Miliband has authorised three more solar and battery farms on arable land. Net Zero food? (12/7/2024)


Banning the mining of coking coal for steel production. (13/7/2024)


Requirement that employers regulate the number of immigrant workers is abandoned. (15/7/2024)


Imposing 20% VAT on school fees confirmed. (17/7/2024)


Giving Africa £84 million in the hope that it will persuade their people that it is better to stay at home. (18/7/2024)


Send HAMAS £21 million via their support agency UNWRA. (18/7/2024)


Abandoning the Libby Stockholm barge in favour of housing illegal immigrants in 3 and 4 star hotels. (23/7/2024)


Eliminating illegal immigration by renaming it irregular immigration. (24/7/2024)


£11 billion provided to foreign countries to help them achieve Net Zero. (25/7/2024)


Laws in favour of free speech abandoned. (26/7/2024)


Labour announces that it is in favour of an International Arrest Warrant against the Prime Minister of a key ally, Israel. (26/7/2024)


Following a violent altercation at Manchester Airport involving armed police and the hospitalisation of three officers, one a female whose nose was broken, Home Secretary Yvette Cooper decided to speak up for the foreign named thugs and say nothing in defence of the police who were desperately trying to stop them from getting hold of their weapons. In any other country the attackers would have been shot dead but in Britain we have another useless Home Secretary. (27/7/2024)


Major Road projects abandoned. (29/7/2024)


Reopening of closed railway lines abandoned. (29/7/2024)


Hospital building programme deferred and subject to review. (29/7/2024)


Lifetime Social care cap of £86,000 cancelled. No limit now. (29/7/2024)


New educational standards ditched. (29/7/2024)


The Investment Opportunity Fund scrapped. (29/7/2024)


20% VAT on education to commence in January 2025. (29/7/2024)


Public service employees to get massive above inflation pay increases. Teachers and nurses 5·5%. Armed Forces 6%. Prison Service workers 5%. Doctors and Dentists 6%. NHS Managers 5%. Police 4·75%. Junior Doctors 22%. The Chancellor admits there is not enough money to pay for the increases. See below. (29/7/2024)


10·1 million pensioners to pay for the pay increases by forfeiting their Winter Fuel Payments. Immediately before the election there were “No Plans” to change the arrangements. Under Labour, Heat or Eat. (29/7/2024)


Financial threshold for ‘importing’ foreign spouses relaxed. (30/7/2024)


Angela Rayner drops the requirement for new builds to be “beautiful” thereby paving the way for Soviet style blocks. (31/7/2024)


PM says he will ensure all Muslims are protected - but nothing about Christians and Jews who are no longer safe on our streets. (1/8/2024)


PM says he will use facial recognition technology across the country to restrict freedom of movement. (1/8/2024)


PM has cancelled a £1 billion investment in Britain’s next Supercomputer. Additional £500 million allocated to Artificial Intelligence research withheld. (2/8/2024)


Government abandons plan to reduce Civil Service numbers by 66,000. (5/8/2024)


Compensation for those wrongly imprisoned for long periods to be reduced. (8/8/2024)


Angela Rayner (Deputy Prime Minister) scraps plan to limit social housing applications to long-term British residents thereby putting immigrants on an equal footing to war veterans. Currently 20% of social housing is occupied by immigrants. (10/8/2024)


Angela Rayner adds that terrorists are no longer banned from applying for social housing. (11/8/2024)


Ed Miliband drops height restriction on wind turbines. (11/8/2024)


Train drivers offered a 14% pay rise without having to give up any of their restrictive practices. A decent payback for the £100,000 donated by ASLEF to Labour just before the election. (14/8/2024)


Home Secretary says misogyny will be regarded as terrorism offence. Please do not strap your wife into a suicide vest. (17/8/2024)


The Transport Secretary was given £24,829 by donors over five years. (18/8/2024)


Law to be changed such that Unions will be able to call a strike without a majority of the Membership being in agreement. (19/8/2024)


Employers to be banned from contacting workers outside working hours. (19/8/2024)


Minimum Service Level requirement during strikes abandoned. (20/8/2024)


Councils encouraged to introduce more Low Traffic Neighbourhoods and 20 m.p.h. zones despite the negative effects on the local and national economies. (22/8/2024)


Proposed Free Speech Law in universities abandoned to appease the Chinese Government. (22/8/2024)


Recording of Non-Crime Hate Incidents reinstated. (28/8/2024)


Prime Minister confirms that he will ban smoking in various public and private spaces. (29/8/2024)


Foreign Secretary David Lammy announces support for the Hamas terrorist organisation by restricting arms sales to Israel. (2/9/2024)


Starmer’s regime announces the end of the £2 bus fare cap. (2/9/2024)


After making a £48,000 personal profit on selling her former Council House, Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner announces that the ‘Right To Buy’ scheme will be ended. (4/9/2024)


Ed Miliband, Energy Secretary, decides that the UK does not need nuclear energy. (7/9/2024)


Starmer regime prepares to abandon the Chagos Islands, home of the American base on Diego Garcia. Gibraltar next? (7/9/2024)


Transport Minister Lord Peter Hendy speaks of withdrawing the old person’s free bus pass. (10/9/2024)


Ed Miliband indicates that he will revisit the Tories hated gas boiler tax proposal. A fine for not installing a heat pump. (22/9/2024)


David Lammy to introduce more sanctions on Israel to further impede its struggle against terrorism. (22/9/2024)


Availability of houses for rent further reduced by change to energy efficiency regulations. (23/9/2024)


Starmer regime considers restricting opening hours for public houses reversing the 2005 decision of the Blair Government. (24/9/2024)


Prime Minister quietly closes Maths Academies championed by former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. (26/9/2024)


Prime Minister bans world’s richest man from attending London based International Investment Conference. (26/9/2024)


Both Starmer and Rayner promised to cancel university tuition fees just before the election but having successfully bamboozled 20% of the electorate they are now proposing a 13·5% increase. The Money Tree must have died. (29/9/2024)


Enemy of the People, AKA Kier Starmer, gives away British Sovereign Territory to a foreign state aligned with Communist China without any debate in Parliament for no advantage whatsoever and pays for the privilege. (3/10/2024)


Starmer regime rigs rules relating to Labour affiliated Unions such that more Members will make contributions to Labour Party coffers. (10/10/2024)


After banning Elon Musk from attending the London based International Investment Conference the Labour regime appoints a Chairman only days before the Conference start date and invites CEOs with only a few days notice. (11/10/2024)


When Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner and the Minister for Transport Louise Haigh slag off P&O Ferries they withdraw £1,000,000,000 of investment in Britain. (11/10/2024)
After much grovelling the owner of P&O Ferries changed his mind and attended the meeting. Starmer said his Cabinet Member did not speak for his Cabinet!


After three months of Rachel Reeves (Chancellor) talking down the economy and promising higher taxes, Qatar dumps its £306,000,000 stake in Sainsbury’s. (11/10/2024)


Former trade union official, now government minister, Louise Haigh agrees to give train guards an extra £300 pay every time they work a five day week. (13/10/2024)


Dual national (Britain/Guyana) Foreign Secretary David Lammy refers to ‘we’ and ‘us’ when pleading for slavery reparations for the Caribbean Islands thereby proving that his loyalties are not to Britain. The second Cabinet Member to disagree with the Prime Minister in only two days. (13/10/2024)


Labour Government makes employment more expensive by compelling paid parental, bereavement and paternity leave from from day one. Costs, as estimated by The Guardian Newspaper, £5 billion a year. (21/10/2024)


Starmer confirms in Parliament that the bus fare cap will rise by 50% such that most bus fares will cost £6. (28/10/2024)


£42,000,000,000 of additional taxation imposed. (30/10/2024)


Employersְ’ National Insurance contributions increased by 2% to 15% thereby ensuring fewer jobs available. (30/10/2024)


National Insurance threshold reduced from £9,100 to £5,000 thereby ensuring that many part time people wil lose their jobs. (30/10/2024)


20% Inheritance Tax imposed on farmland worth more than £1 million - that is all of it - thus ensuring that family farms will die with their owners. (30/10/2024)


Pensions to be subject to Inheritance Tax. (30/10/2024)


The 10% Capital Gains Tax rate will increase to 20%. (30/10/2024)


The 18% Capital Gains Tax rate will increase to 24%. (30/10/2024)


Property Stamp Duties increased across the board. (30/10/2024)


Vehicle Excise Duty increased across the board. (30/10/2024)


Heavy Goods Vehicle Vehicle tax raters increased. (30/10/2024)


Air Passenger Duty increased by bertween 13% and 50% this accelerating the rate of Britain’s demise. (30/10/2024)


Tobacco Tax increased by up to 12% above Retail Prices Index. (30/10/2024)


Taxes on soft drinks increased. (30/10/2024)


Plastic packaging to be taxed more. (30/10/2024)


Aggregates to be taxed more. (30/10/2024)


Climate Change Levy increased. (30/10/2024)


After promising to abolish University Tuition fees in England, Starmer raised them from £9,250 to £9,535. (4/11/2024)


Angela Rayner encourages Public Authorities to work four day weeks on full pay. (8/11/2024)


While the world talks of WWIII, the Starmer regime decommissions the Navy’s last two amphibious assault ships, a frigate, two tankers, all 46 of the Watchkeeper drones and 31 helicopters. (20/11/2024)


Boiler manufacturers to be penalised for selling too many gas boilers. (20/11/2024)


Noise restrictions on Heat Pumps lifted. (21/11/2024)


Starmer follows in Corbyn’s footsteps by going full on anti-Semitic. (21/11/2024)


It is confirmed that gas and electricity prices will rise again in January. Where did the full costed £300 reduction go? (22/11/2024)


After the police make idiots of themselves with Non-Crime Hate Crimes, Home Secretary Yvette Cooper says she wants to see more of them. (24/11/2024)


A rule change will allow you to place a noisy heat pump right on your neighbour’s boundary. (25/11/2024)


Councils allowed to raise Council Tax above 5% without holding a local referendum. (29/11/2024)


Environmental grants to farmers withdrawn without notice. (29/11/2024)


Starmer appoints the architect of London’s extended ULEZ scheme and LTN and 20mph zone enthusiast to be Minister of Transport. (29/11/2024)


After GB falls from being the fastest growing economy on the G7 to slowest in just four months of Labour Government, Starmer abandons his pre-election pledge to keep the country at the top. (1/12/2024)


Four hour target waiting time for A&E abandoned. (6/12/2024)


Anti-methane toxins to be put in all dairy products by 2030. Comulory medication again. (7/12/2024)


The slippery slope of Digital ID begins. First in pubs and clubs with gradual extension to goodness knows what. Making purchases in a shop? Entry to a park? (8/12/2024)


Labour MPs vote to prioritise the wishes of their client electorate and allow cousin marriages which are responsible for the majority of birth defects. Foreign cultures are more important to this Labour Government than the indigenous population. (10/12/2024)


Councils allowed to change the name of roads without reference to residents. Under the Conservatives residents had a veto. (15/12/2024)


Labour Government allows Royal Mail to be foreign owned for the first time in 500 years. (16/12/2024)


Foreign Secretary David Lammy gives £50 million to a proscribed terrorist organisation in Syria. (16/12/2024)


Government reneges on promises made by almost every Cabinet Member to pay compensation to the WASPI women as recommended by the Ombudsman. (17/12/2024)


Labour resurrects the Extended Producer Responsibility Tax which was abandoned by the Tories because it would heap £2 billion a year on grocery shopping costs. EPR taxes packing materials as part of the Net Zero madness. (19/12/2024)


The Community Ownership fund established by the Conservatives in 2021 with the aim of saving local resouces like village public houses was summarily closed with its funds unspent. (23/12/2024)

Not so bad things

John Timpson, with a long record of employing former inmates in his shops, appointed Prisons Minister. (5/7/2024)


Making the ban on puberty blockers permanent. (13/7/2024)


Ministerial Severance Payments to be reviewed. (29/7/2024)


Labour rows back on misgendering people (wrong pronouns). It will not be escalated to being a ‘Hate Crime’. (8/8/2024)


Starmer regime rethinks its impossible Manifesto promise to ban all petrol and diesel cars by 2030. (15/9/2024)


Conservative’s ban on Zombie knives implemented. (24/9/2024)


Starmer’s regime decides that outlawing Islamophobia is a blasphemy law by any other name and it is against the Equalities Act. Abandoned. (27/9/2024)


Disposable vapes to be banned. (24/10/2024)


Additional tax relief for film Visual Effects companies. (30/10/2024)


Beer duty reduced by about one penny per pint. (30/10/2024)


Spiking drinks to be made a specific offence instead of being simply illegal anyway. (27/11/2024)

 

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