14 March (Part 2) - ‘Citrine’ is a book, the mayor is a lemon
So
what was it I found so damned funny about the thought of Nick reading mayor Val Clarke’s
condescending suggestion that he should swat up on Citrine’s book on chairmanship? It was the
mental picture of him putting his laptop to one side, getting out of his
armchair, taking a few steps to his bookcase and taking his copy of Citrine’s
ABC of Chairmanship from the shelf. Yes I know small minds are easily amused and all
that but the consequences will be enormous; the mayor
has in effect invited Nick to take the book to the next council meeting and pick
mayor Val Clarke up on each and every mistake. Let me run through some she made recently…
Paragraph 352 : ‘Questions would not be intelligible unless a few brief
introductory sentences were allowed.’
Now that is a particularly nice one as council Standing Orders are in direct
conflict with it. It is exactly what
Phil was complaining
about a week ago. He couldn’t understand any answers because the question wasn’t
allowed to be heard. Citrine 1 : mayor nil.
Paragraph 403 : ‘All speeches must be
relevant to the subject, and the speaker must not stray from the point.’
So she allows Craske to pursue a filibuster, distort the truth on the Brinckerhoff contract and insult a Bexley
resident without intervention and then have the gall to defend herself in writing
afterwards. Not to mention the dishonest Standards Board supporting her too.
Citrine 2 : mayor nil.
Paragraph 430 : ‘If … there is an error in, or an omission from the minutes [you]
should insist on the error being rectified.’
Last week she rudely tried to shut Nick Dowling up when he with the good of residents in
mind brought an error to the mayor’s attention. Citrine 3 : mayor nil.
Paragraph 442 : ‘You will never achieve success unless you are absolutely impartial.’
Lets Conservatives ramble and cuts Labour councillors’ speeches short. Citrine 4 : mayor nil.
Paragraph 444 : ‘See that speakers do not exceed their time limit.’
Public cut short by four minutes. Councillors allowed an extra five minutes.
Citrine 5 : mayor nil.
Paragraph 456 : ‘It is really no compliment to an audience for a speaker … to get
up and spout. They expect something better than mere generalities.’
We are back to O’Neill, Campbell and Craske’s
waffling and insults again. Citrine 6 : mayor nil.
This is déjà vu all over again! It is so like when Andrew Bashford of the road
planning department tried to shut me up by referring to some obscure Transport
Research Laboratory report on road design, saying he had followed its advice
so I must be wrong with my criticisms. Hard luck on Bashford that the head of the
TRL department that issued the report is a personal friend and so I got a free copy of the
report and a free road inspection. When will these over-paid public servants
stop treating us as fools? Bashford hadn’t read the report and
mayor Val Clarke hasn’t read the book, or if she did she has forgotten every last vestige of Citrine’s
advice. She has opened a can of worms for herself, I shall be having fun with
her mistakes for weeks to come. No, much longer than that!
Clicking the image reveals extracts from the book. Feel free to read it Mrs. Mayor.
Ask nicely and Nick might lend you his copy.