31 December (Part 3) - The BAFTAs
In a look back at the past year Bonkers presents the Bexley Awards For Tyrannical Activity.
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Best Fiction Councillor Katie Perrior for her rags to riches story of an impoverished single mum who metamorphosed into a high flying businesswoman and media mogul. Link Best Actor Councillor Colin Campbell for his superb portrayal of an innocent businessman in a court room drama. Link Best Supporting Actor Councillor James Hunt for playing second fiddle to Jasper the dog. Link Most advanced use of CGI Councillor Peter Craske for his industry leading exploitation of Car Generated Income. Link Best short drama Ex-Mayor Val Clark for her pièce de resistance, the eleven minute public question time. Link Best fantasy Councillor Melvin Seymour for his totally incredible production ‘Post dog faeces through the letterbox’. Link |
Best Sound Recording Councillor Linda Bailey for her superb recording of Bexley council’s motto “I can do what I like”. Link Best Script The Constitution Committee for its masterful use of language which blocked every hole in a complex plot. Link Best Direction Councillor Peter Catterall for his re-imagining of that old favourite, the public library saga. Link Best Travelogue Councillor Teresa O’Neill for her exploration of darkest Sussex; ‘Flackley my dear, I do not give a damn’. Link Best Animation Councillor Munir Malik for brightly coloured fast moving criticism of every council blockbuster. Link |