8 November - Malevolent Imposition of Craske Entrapment
Last
weekend a friend nearly got ensnared by the parking gestapo
after unwittingly driving into a parking bay in The Broadway and straddling almost invisible
white lines. I didn’t have my camera with me at the time and those taken later after dark didn’t
show how poor the lines are. Maybe the one on the left will do the trick.
Many years ago it may have said “DISABLED”. Just a car length away was a Bexley council gestapo car, they like to call
them MICE which I assume has something to do with them being operated by rodents.
It didn’t seem to be doing anything with its spying equipment, which is just as well because no warning camera sign was
in evidence anywhere and without it MICE operations are illegal. The odd thing about the situation
was that either the gestapo car or the one in front of it had squeezed into an already occupied
single bay as is clearly shown in the third image.
Incidentally, my friend has said my description of the original incident is far
too generous towards Craske’s gestapo. They did, he said, give him the OK to
leave his car where it was, but he didn’t really trust them. Quite right too. No
one should trust Bexley council and tomorrow I will reveal more about just how
corrupt our council probably is.