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News and Comment September 2025

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15 September - A CPZ designed by random number generator

Pavement parkingYesterday was the first weekend since the introduction of the AW1 CPZ and it coincided with an event at Lesnes Abbey. Every parking space was taken and it extended to the footpath in places; right to the top of New Road where a pavement parker was ticketed.

I warned a Chinese couple that parking part way across the dropped kerb belonging to a lady who has far more success with Parking Enforcement than I do was a bad idea and they gratefully moved on.

I have tried to find out exactly why residents of Elstree Gardens are not enthusiastic about the new CPZ whereas on the other side of Abbey Road they are.

The best quote I have is “Elstree/Kingswood is a sea of yellow lines with not enough bays and without logic. A six hour restriction is too long when visitor permits are only five. Albany Park is 11-1 and then 3-4 in the afternoon. It stops commuters waiting until 13:01 which is a consideration with the working hours prevalent post-Covid but still permits carers/traders etc. to visit and park for most of the day while preventing commuter parking”.

Lack of logic is evident right across the CPZ north of Abbey Road; is it the same along Elstree Gardens? I took a short walk to have a look. Restrictions there are not a mish-mash of inconsistent double lines as can be found in Priory Gardens. Some turning circles fully lined, others not at all and a few, like my own, half and half.

In Elstree Gardens there is consistency but none of it is like the inconsistent Priory Gardens. Elstree residents have single yellow lines where there are dropped kerbs and marked parking bays where there are none. That is consistency of a sort but not consistent with what may be found across Abbey Road.

Nowhere in Priory Gardens has single yellow lines or marked parking bays so people living there who have bought a permit can park pretty much where they like. In Elstree Gardens they cannot; not even across their own drive. It is hard to see how the AW! CPZ was not designed by a lunatic.

Elstree Gardens even has a section which is open to anyone for a maximum stay of four hours and a designated Disabled Bay. Inconsistency rules the day. Elstree Gardens Elstree Gardens Elstree Gardens Elstree Gardens
There are many examples of incomplete lines of which two are shown above. Abbey Road (below) remains a monument to Bexley Council’s vindictive nature. This morning and early afternoon only six cars occupied the 26 spaces available. 20 motorists displaced to where they might cause inconvenience to nearby residents instead of doing no one any harm. Demented.
Abbey Road
Abbey Road
Did the Cabinet Member have a clue what he was doing when he signed off this badly executed scheme?

 

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