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Bonkers Blog November 2019

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14 November (Part 2) - The Missing

With fewer than ten hours remaining before nominations close for the General Election I still don’t know who will represent the Tea Party (†) on December 12th in Erith and Thamesmead. Just what is my local Conservative Association chaired by Councillor John Davey playing at? Someone somewhere must have his arm twisted firmly up his back by Conservative HQ.

It’s no way to run an election campaign is it?
The Missing
† Apparently Boris Johnson made a big political mistake yesterday, he was exposed as a man who put milk in his tea before removing the tea bag. Doesn’t everyone? You put boiling water on the tea bag, squish it around a bit and then add the milk to see how strong it looks and if necessary squish the bag around a bit more. Sounds like desperation to suggest that is wrong.

Still no Prime Ministerial Lie of the Day!


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