is going to have to be strung out for one more day as it needs to be savoured;
by me at least. I keep imagining the mayor sitting in her parlour in the pantomime
dames outfit thinking how clever she is to recommend that Nicholas Dowling
goes and reads a book on chairmanship; then I think of what Nick did when he read
her email. Maybe I am easily amused but this one is going to run and run, all
thinks she can out-smart Nick.
Maybe I should introduce him properly. Nick is a young man (by my standards) with a BSc (Hons) degree in Public & Social Administration. Public Administration? Nice one Nick, maybe you should be Mayor. He also has a small string of mathematic qualifications which is why he is able to count to 15 without getting stuck at eleven.
Perhaps I should introduce the rest of the people behind Bonkers too. Other than Nick, there is a Legal Executive, a retired Police Inspector, someone who managed a factory employing 1,300 people, a Trade Union official (by coincidence in the same industry as the factory manager) and someone who spent a lifetime sitting at a steering wheel with 40 tons behind him. He is sometimes a little reticent about his lack of academic qualifications, but as we keep telling him, he had far more responsibility and skill than someone who sits in the passenger seat of a small car all day long. (Click on passenger seat for explanation.)
Chairmanship is not a completely foreign territory to four of the six but maybe we should bow to Twankeys superior knowledge of such things; she claims to have read Citrines ABC of Chairmanship which whilst it may now be out of print is still widely considered to be the chairmans bible. If she knows that book inside out as she implies, she is never going to make any mistakes is she and all that has been reported before must be malicious tittle-tattle?
So what did young Nick do when he read that email from Twankey You may have guessed already but Im not going to tell you until tomorrow; which may be seen as a cruel suspense for Twankey but after seeing the tearful eyes of all the young mums of disabled children streaming from last Wednesdays meeting I simply do not care. If Twankey can withdraw support on the grand scale from such deserving people while being part of a gang that refuses to reduce their allowances which are almost exactly half what they spend on the disabled, why should she think she shouldnt be subjected to daily criticism and ridicule?